Season 1
and Vince (Nick Zano) is just.. GORGEOUS!!!
Enjoy these quotes from Season 1 and 2!
Holly: Everything sounds convincing when it comes out of a bullhorn!
*Holly gets attacked by pigeons with peanuts in her hand*
Gary: That was cool. Do it again!
Gary: You don't want me to be happy! Just like new mommy.
Valerie: Do you want me to tell you what I think?
Holly: That you're about to agree with me?
Valerie: No.
Holly: Then no.
Valerie: Tough. They're your friends. if they're happy, you should be happy too.
Holly: When they kiss, it sounds like someone eating a sandwich.
Valerie: You should support them.
Holly: Egg salad!
Valerie: They're worth it!
Holly: With too much mayo.
Valerie: Oh for Gods sake, just get a new friend!
Holly: I only need one best friend.
Gary: That's me, right?
Holly: Yeah.
Holly: What?
Val: Your shirt.
Holly: What about it?
Val: You need one!
Holly: It's the style, it's supposed to be this way.
Val: How about you start a new trend.
Throw a big sweater over that and call it the 'I'm not naked' look!
Holly: If anything goes wrong... blame the red-headed kid
Val: Why?
Holly: Look at him, he's guilty of something!
Gary: Either you've got a lobster problem or that's one freaky cockroach.
Val: But Holly here, went from busgirl to head chef on her second day. I call that quite a success story.
Holly: I quit.
Val: What? You can't quit, you're on a roll!
Holly: Help me out.
Jeff: You're fired!
Holly: Thank you.
Holly: Went to college party, didn't drink,
got stuck with a guy in the bathroom, nothing happened, Gary's pants, night.
Val: Hold on. College party?
Holly: Didn't drink.
Val: Guy in bathroom?
Holly: Nothing happened.
Val: Who's pants?
Holly: Gary's.
Val: We'll talk more in the morning.
Holly: Yes! Hi. That's my skateboard, and...
Kid: No, it isn't. I found it on my balcony.
Holly: Yeah. Because I dropped it off the roof. Where do you think it came from?
Kid: God.
Season 2
Lauren: Oh, hey bike messenger!Vince: I have a name.
Lauren: Don't *touch moob* care *touch other moob*.
Gary: Well, I'm a guy and you're not jealous of me!
Henry: I'm sorry, I just don't find you attractive.
Gary: Well, you're jealous and insecure! And I don't like weak men!
Holly: Of course he does.
Gary: Maybe you're wrong.
Holly: Maybe if you don't tell me what you know, you'll get my foot in your ass.
Gary: Okay, I'm only telling you this because I care about him.
Henry's having a little problem with Vince.
Holly: What kind of problem?
Gary: He's jealous.
Holly: What? That's ridiculous. Vince is just my friend.
Gary: I know, I know, but you know sometimes guys can get a lil weird
about their girlfriends having guy friends.
Holly: You're a guy, he's not jealous of you!
Gary: He doesn't find me attractive! Can you believe that?
Holly: OMG, that's ridiculous.
Gary: I know, look at my V-shape body!
Holly: If you hate work so much, why don't you just quit? Start your own company.
You can have it exactly how you want it. Hire all women, maybe a sassy gay guy!
Val: Oh, I wish I lived in there. *makes circles in Holly's head* I bet it's all full of funny cartoons and stuff!
Tina's Mom: What's in the bag?
Tina: What bag?
Tina's Mom: The bag you just handed to Holly.
Tina: Oh, yeah. It's nothing.
Tina, I'll like to see what's in the bag.
Tina's Mom: A pregnancy test? Get up. NOW!
Holly: It's mine!
Gary: *Hands up* But it's not mine!
Holly: I know you're an expert, but OMG, what
were you smoking when you wrote this book?
Gary: I don't know why you always use that hurtful tone with me.
Gary: I think you're a really nice person.
Tina: What do you want?
Gary: I want to see the rich guy's apartment.
Tina: That's all you got? I mean why couldn't you tell me I'm pretty and charming?
Gary: I don't want to see it that bad!
Val: Don't sneak up on me when I'm doing..weird stuff!
Val: You are beautiful, and charming, and funny.
Lauren: And...?
Val: Thin.
Holly: *to Henry* OMG, are you teaching me a lesson?!
Tina: So I race over there and check this out, he really wanted to talk!
Lauren: Gay.
Lauren: So what do you do for fun?
Guy: I collect butterflies.
Lauren: I'm a lesbian.
Lauren: Hmm, that looks really warm.
Tina: What?
Lauren: That winter coat on your legs.
Tina: Back off. I shaved this morning!
Holly: Are you happy now? Huh? Huh? HUH?!
Vince: Ok, but you wanna talk about you and me?
Holly: Ok fine, let's talk about you and me! Go ahead! What do you have to say?
Vince: You're a baby!
Holly: Oohh, I'm a baby? You're a doodie!
Tina: Hey! It's cool, huh? We're not gonna go blind looking at that, are we? Gary: It's the sun, dumbass.
Rick: I just survived the flight from hell!
Lauren: Oh my god! Did you sit next to a smelly?
Rick: I almost died!
Lauren: Was it curry? That is the worst!
Holly: Why are you being all mean? I'm sad!
Val: Yes and you should be sad because it is over.
He is gone and he has left a big ol' hole right here in your heart!
Holly: I know, it's a really big hole.
*Holly starts crying a lil bit*
Val: What? No. No, don't stop. Keep it going. You're doing so good. Don't make me keep saying mean things!