Kyle XY Quotes
Besides Matt Dallas (Kyle), Josh is my favorite character. He has funny lines. I'm so sad they canceled Kyle XY for Secret Life of an American Teenager. If that's your thing, cool, but the forced acting, monotone voices, and pathetic roles are not my thing.
Lori: (about Kyle) Was he raised by wolves?
Josh: Apparently by Chinese people.
Lori: What are you going to do, lure him out with a credit card?
Stephen: Ah, no sweetie, that's how I'd lure you out. Kyle's a lot easier. (opens locked bathroom door with card)
Josh: Whoa! Teach me!
Stephen: Not a chance.
*Kyle Narrarating* Birthdays, baby pictures, blueberry pancakes.
They were talking about memories and traditions... but I had none of my own.
All this time, I'd been trying to restore my memory,
but I didn't realize that sometimes memories are better left forgotten.
I wanted to know who I was, but maybe some mysteries are better left unsolved.
Josh: Was it Kyle?! Whoa! That must be his alien voice!
Sort of a mix between human and... dolphin.
Josh: Check it out, I'm a genius!
Lori: With a B+, two Bs and a C?
Hilary: It's okay, I understand. You have needs. I have needs too. Right now I need to do this.
(throws her drink in Charlie's face)
Josh: Aliens can't just land their craft on the front yard and retrieve Kyle without drawing attention.
They hatched the perfect plan. We invite them into our home and they make off with our alien.
Tom Foss: Why do you want to go back there and complicate your life?
Kyle: It's not complicated - it's simple. I love them.
Nicole: Okay, just remember Kyle's been through a lot, so be extra sensitive.
(Lori and Stephen stare at Josh)
Josh: Why you all looking at me?
Lori: Because you're such a model of tact and compassion.
Josh: Fine, I won't speak.
Lori: Hmm, can we have that in writing?
Amanda: Yeah, well being someone's friend isn't about what you should have done. It's about what you do.
Stephen: Josh, what happened to your room?
Josh: What do you mean?
Stephen: Its clean!
Amanda: What are you doing?
Kyle: Giving you space.
Amanda: No you're not, you're staring at me.
Kyle: I just wanna say one thing.
Amanda: You may wanna say it, but I'm not ready to hear it.
Kyle: (voice-over) As I held Amanda in my arms, I realized that as much as I like to hear her heartbeat,
it was even better to feel it.
I guess mistakes are really second chances, even if they don't seem that way at the time.
Lori: Courtesy of your friendly neighborhood Kyle.
Lori: Open Mic Night, I just started playing.
Amanda: I've heard you, you're good.
Lori: How do you know?
Amanda: I live next door to you remember? I hear everything that comes out of your bedroom.
Kyle: (about his visions) I don't know how much longer I can take this.
I feel like I can't trust anything I see. (a mouse runs across a piano in an alley. Kyle looks at Foss, confused)
Foss: No, that's real. And it's really out of tune.
Amanda: Well, yeah. Yeah, I do. I like you. So, we're going to the dance together. And you're okay with that?
Kyle: It's the best thing that's happened to me in a long time.
Stephen: (to Kyle) I want to thank you. What you did...
(Stephen pauses and thinks) You've made such a difference in my life, I'm very happy that you're here.
Kyle: Me too.
Lori: The minute she takes her hand off that car I'm going to rip it off her arm and bitch slap her with it!
Josh: Maybe you were right about me. Maybe I am lazy and I lack study skills,
but I've changed. And I'm gonna do something important with my life and make a difference.
Hillary: Paris, Nicole, the lonely15 chickee; they're all famous because they're hot and visible.
Jessi: I can do anything Kyle can do.
Josh: Can you make out with Amanda? 'Cause that would be hot.
(Talking about Amanda staying the night in Kyle's room)
Josh: Where did she sleep?
Kyle: My tub.
Lori: Where did you sleep?
Kyle: My tub.
Josh: You dog!
Jessi: I am more like you than any of these people here. More than the Tragers and more than Amanda.
Kyle: Why do you have to make this a competition?
Jessi: There should be no competition!
Declan: Who was that?
Lori: Some guy I pepper-sprayed.
Declan: Why'd you do that?
Lori: He pissed me off.
Josh: The money is still missing, can't you do something Kyle-like?
Kyle: I can access my holographic memory, it lets me re-examine past events from every angle.
Josh: Oh, I though you could do something cool, like make money.
Kyle: Andy, everything's gonna be okay.
Andy: You know, when you say it, I almost believe it.
Andy: Everyone thinks that Andy is short for Andrea,
and I let people think that. But in actuality my mums named me Andromeda.
Josh: Andromeda? They named you for a TV show?