Boy Meets World Quotes
Clerk: I'm sorry, we don't give that kind of information.
Eric: Really? Well...
[produces $1]
Eric: Perhaps my friend Mr. Washington will help you change your mind.
Little boy: I just want to have my picture taken,
so I can send it to my grandma so she sends me a check. Eric: After she sends the check,
tell her she forgot the check. Works every time.
We're gonna have a child? Wait, we've only kissed.
I mean, I knew I was a good kisser, but *wow*.
No, I think it's the opposite of funny. I think it's... wood.
Every day she gets bigger, my life gets a little more complicated.
I believe in love like I believe in God:
you can't touch it, you can't see it, but you can feel its wrath.
I, Cory Matthews, am a PO-TAY-TO.
Book 'em, good-lookin'.
God, I don't wanna be empty inside any more.
I'm going to go over and look at this painting, entitled "Go With Him, He's Cute."
Cory: I accidently kissed Missy Robinson.
Topanga: How do you accidently kiss someone?
Did she slip on a rug, and your lips broke her fall?
Shawn Hunter: I'm real screwed up.
Jonathan Turner: Are you kidding me?
Cory: I'm hitting my head. I'm hitting the northern-most part of my head.
Frankie: I walk alone in this world... Alone I walk...
Except for the grilled cheese sandwich in my pocket.
Amy Matthews: Thirty minutes.
Cory: Half an hour.
Amy Matthews: Deal.
Eric: [the candles are knocked over, which light the curtains on fire]
The curtains are on fire, the curtains are on fire, the curtains are on fire, which nobody can deny.
Eric: [firefighters start cutting the door down]
The firefighters are chopping down the door now,
the firefighters are chopping down the door now. Cory: My brother is a moron.
Eric: Which nobody can deny!
Cory: It was raining... you had an umbrella...
I grabbed it, stuffed it down your throat, and then I opened it. Shawn, I Mary Poppinsed ya.
Shawn Hunter: I'm no rocket scientologist.
Amy Matthews: C'mon, Morgan.
Let's go in the other room and watch TV.
Morgan Matthews: But TV's not funny. Cory's life is funny.
Topanga: We're supposed to see other people.
Cory: I'm supposed to see other people,
you're supposed to wait until I die.
Eric: Guess who's got pictures of Cory running naked through the sprinkler?
Cory: Eric, I was four.
Eric: You were twelve.
Cory: It was... refreshing.
Mr. George Feeny: Friendship for example, is a real gift.
It's given with no expectations and no gratitude is needed, not between real friends.
Frankie: When you've got something you could
wrap a grand jury around, then give us a jingle.
Life's tough, get a helmet.
It's hard to imagine you as a boy. Did your parents call you Mr. Feeny?
27.
Cory: Would you be my girlfriend?
*Topanga kisses Cory*
Cory: Yes or no?
Don't blow me off God.
Shawn Hunter: No kissy?
Cory: Just talky.
Shawn Hunter: He says one thing, and does another. He's a hypochondriac.